what a obome?

we have other presidente. but only one obame. for example: tromp, bidean, and kanye. but none a obome. what the obome do:

  1. does not give up on u
  2. will not betrey u
  3. soft hands 2 hold when ur stressed
  4. great leader, if u need a man in ur life u should consider obamr
  5. can grow new fingers if he loses any
  6. has an superpower
  7. redacted
  8. has a beautiful wife, if obami is not gud enough man for u, u can always try michel
  9. handsom suit
  10. he cares for u whenever u need it, with his top of the line obamacare
  11. has pyramids named after him (obamids)
  12. eyes can change colors when u press a button

he may be old but he not as old as u